School’s Out!

Almost all my "last day of school" photos feature the kids wearing fleece-lined, windproof jackets and jeans because this is Calgary, and goddamn if Mother Nature is going to listen to anyone bitching about the "heat". You don't like the "heat", … [Continue reading]

Christmas came early!

You probably know this already, but I pride myself on my organizational skills. Meal planning? Yes. To-do lists, long and short term? Yes. School and activity schedules? Yes. At the beginning of the year I take the Important Dates To Note handout … [Continue reading]

What do Count Almasy and Elaine Benes have in common?

You know how some pop-culture moments stay with you for many years after their relevance has dissipated? Nothing dates a person faster than saying something like "Where's the beef?" or "How YOU doin'?" and yet, I find myself unable to stop. If I'm … [Continue reading]

The 2010 Olympic Mascots, Four Years Later

Approximately fifty-two months ago, something magical happened; that magical thing was the 2010 Olympics. The kids at the time were in pre-kindergarten and kindergarten, and they were extremely interested in the Olympics: the events, the location, … [Continue reading]

Friday the 13th and the Full Moon. Luckily no PMS.

Today was the school's annual Stampede Breakfast; it's a proud tradition, this end-of-school wrap-up, although technically there are two more weeks left of school and three weeks until the actual Stampede hits the city, when we can all feel free to … [Continue reading]

Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I don’t know. I don’t know if we’ll have enough TIME.

Did you know that Father's Day is THIS WEEKEND? I know! First the May long weekend is "early", now Father's Day is on the 15th, and I feel like I'm in some weird time warp. Which means, of course, that my father-in-law's card will be late - as usual … [Continue reading]

Can I Handle The Seasons Of My Life? Uh huh.

Although there are now less than three weeks left in the school year, today we had a PD day. At first I thought it would be nice to have a lazy day at home, but I casually mentioned "renewing our zoo passes" and the kids lost their minds. The zoo! … [Continue reading]