I went out for a few hours, came home, and found that my husband had wrapped all the Christmas gifts! It was the best Christmas gift ever! It instantly made me feel like giving HIM a big Christmas gift, if you know what I’m saying. Voluntary gift wrapping is even sexier than voluntary dishwasher unloading. […]
The very best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear.
December 11, 2011 by
Santa Baby, Please Don’t Bring Me Harem Crops, or an Elf on the Shelf
December 7, 2011 by
This is the view looking out my back door this morning: Notice how difficult it is to see where the snow on the garage ends and the sky begins? My plan this morning was to take a trip to Superstore, but the snow and the thought of pushing a giant cart through the windy, unplowed […]
Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?
December 5, 2011 by
The boys have been practicing Christmas songs at school – for what purpose, I am unclear, since they never have a pageant or holiday-themed special night for the parents to watch them do non-denominational festive winter performances or anything. Don’t get me wrong; I am not a “put the Christ back in Christmas” kind of girl, not […]
I’m so excited! And I just can’t hide it! I’m about to lose control and I think I like it!
December 2, 2011 by
I’m a whirling dervish of excitedness today because it’s my husband’s work party tonight! Squee! I have a new dress and everything. I know a lot of people hate going to their spouse’s – or their own – work parties because, yawn, boring. And don’t get me wrong, I’m sure this party will also be […]
Movember Madness
November 30, 2011 by
Yesterday as I was driving the kids to school, Maneater came on the radio. You know it’s going to be a great day when Hall and Oates is on the radio! Oh oh here she comes. Watch out, boys, she’ll chew you up! Oh oh here she comes. She’s a MANEATER. Now THAT’s what I […]
Maybe we actually ARE in Kansas, Toto.
November 28, 2011 by
Yesterday I was driving my kids to their yoga class when I came into a standstill traffic jam. As the 140 km/hour wind gusted around our minivan, I wondered if, perhaps, the insane weather had anything to do with it. The question was answered as I finally manoevered past the firetruck filled with men cleaning […]
These are a few of my favourite things
November 24, 2011 by
Every year, my very lovely friend Beck writes a satirical review of all the items on Oprah’s Favourite Things For The Holidays. It’s one of MY favourite things, reading her review. This year, she did not stop there, no, not Beck. She instead created her very own dream team of bloggers to write about their […]
