Putting the OM in OMG
On Barkley's last eye check - he has a propensity for eye infections and is now, sadly, on drops for life - the veterinarian said that in all her time in veterinary medicine, she has never encountered a dog like him. Now, this has to be taken with a … [Continue reading]
God bless the junior high teachers. Yesterday the boys brought home their gym clothes to be washed, and they were much more toxic than normal, thanks to a random kid spraying Axe body spray all over the boys' locker room and in the tote boxes. My … [Continue reading]
You guys, this month is on track to become the coldest February since records began. SINCE RECORDS BEGAN. What is this madness? Every winter there comes a time when I intellectually know that there will be a time and a season after this, but … [Continue reading]
Thank you EVERYONE who reached out to me after my disastrous week. Friday at 4:45 I was pouring myself a very generous glass of red, and after three (large) glasses I ended up going to sleep at 8:30 pm. My husband looked at me nodding off on the … [Continue reading]
Remember how I was joking about the orthodontist office, how the orthodontist who purchased the practice from the highly-respected, retiring doctors suddenly "stepped away" from said practice, and another orthodontist stepped in? Remember how I joked … [Continue reading]
Yesterday the temperature made it all the way up to minus 12, and honestly, it felt like a huge respite. I took the dog for a long walk and didn't feel like dying. All of which is to say we are still in the deep freeze, which is really to be expected … [Continue reading]
Last week I was startled to learn that Johnny Rotten is not only still alive, but he just turned 63. I grouped him in with aging rockers who have defied all odds by living past the Eighties, such as Billy Idol and, of course, Keith Richards. I was … [Continue reading]
