Two days ago, Jake and I were driving home from the grocery store when it appeared that my street was underwater. An enormous ark-like flood of muddy water filled my street, and my first thought was that it didn’t seem warm enough to melt that much … [Continue reading]
I once had a poster of a fish riding a bicycle.
March 8, 2011 by
Yesterday, according to the internet – which is never wrong, correct? – was Booty Appreciation Day. A moment of silence, please, while we all absorb that riveting information. Strangely, Booty Appreciation Day is immediately followed by … [Continue reading]
A Tale of Two Closets
March 5, 2011 by
Well, it's one closet really. The other day I was making my bed and I looked up and saw this: From this view it would appear that my husband has bogarted all the closet space. All those shirts, neatly hung on the upper tier, meanwhile I have a … [Continue reading]
At that moment I knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon.
March 4, 2011 by
A while back, I read Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP newsletter, something I never do unless my attention is directed to it. This particular newsletter - which I cannot find archived, for some reason - dealt with how to be organized. I was particularly … [Continue reading]
Disneyland should sell booze.
February 28, 2011 by
The kids were thrilled that we were going to Disneyland; so was my husband, who had never been before. I was somewhat less excited given my mild crowd phobia and not-so-mild germ phobia, especially when I realized we were going to be there on … [Continue reading]
I’m Back and I’m Stylish!
February 27, 2011 by
I was vacationing in California for ten days, escaping the frigid cold back home. However, since cold follows me like a puppy, temperatures were far below normal in Palm Desert and Anaheim, where I was. Almost everyone I et commented on the … [Continue reading]
It says "Let’s BEE Friends!" And there’s a picture of a bee on it.
February 15, 2011 by
This weekend was our neighbourhood's annual outdoor party, complete with skating, tobogganing, and barbeque, and by some incredible good fortune, the weather was very mild, making it a perfect day. Mark built a snowman with his dad: I'm basking … [Continue reading]
