I went out for a few hours, came home, and found that my husband had wrapped all the Christmas gifts! It was the best Christmas gift ever! It instantly made me feel like giving HIM a big Christmas gift, if you know what I’m saying. Voluntary gift wrapping is even sexier than voluntary dishwasher unloading. […]
The very best way to spread Christmas cheer is by singing loud for all to hear.
December 11, 2011 by 10 Comments
I’m so excited! And I just can’t hide it! I’m about to lose control and I think I like it!
December 2, 2011 by 11 Comments
I’m a whirling dervish of excitedness today because it’s my husband’s work party tonight! Squee! I have a new dress and everything. I know a lot of people hate going to their spouse’s – or their own – work parties because, yawn, boring. And don’t get me wrong, I’m sure this party will also be […]
Movember Madness
November 30, 2011 by 11 Comments
Yesterday as I was driving the kids to school, Maneater came on the radio. You know it’s going to be a great day when Hall and Oates is on the radio! Oh oh here she comes. Watch out, boys, she’ll chew you up! Oh oh here she comes. She’s a MANEATER. Now THAT’s what I […]
Nicole’s 10 Sexiest Men Alive List, or the post where I shamelessly objectify males
November 19, 2011 by 16 Comments
The book fair is finished now, much to my relief. By the end of it I pretty much hated children, a sentiment not unlike the one I used to get when I waitressed in university and would, after working a certain number of shifts in a row, hate the entire human race. By the end […]
LIVE IN THE NOW, Oil of Oregano, Lots of Links
November 14, 2011 by 10 Comments
I have a little something something up at the Yummy Mummy Club – and I would be so happy if you popped over there to read it. If you were so inclined to leave a comment, I would be VERY happy. xo I wrote all about living in the moment and enjoying the present, which […]
Boring, Useless, Who-Gives-A-Shit Information
November 9, 2011 by 11 Comments
Many, many years ago, before my mother-in-law discovered email and all the associated animated emoticons that could be utilized therein, she used to send me actual written letters, usually accompanied by a piece of knitting she had been doing – the knitted dishclothes I prefer, for example. In one such letter she had written all […]
It makes me just feel like crying, baby, ’cause baby, something beautiful’s dying.
September 16, 2011 by 10 Comments
“There’s a new Tim Hortons commercial that’s going to make you cry,” my husband called from the living room. “I’ve already seen it AND cried this morning.” I replied. Oh, Tim Hortons and their tear-jerking commercials. Years after it first aired, my husband can still say, stiffly, “I come watch” and I will tear up. […]
