“There’s a new Tim Hortons commercial that’s going to make you cry,” my husband called from the living room. “I’ve already seen it AND cried this morning.” I replied. Oh, Tim Hortons and their tear-jerking commercials. Years after it first aired, my husband can still say, stiffly, “I come watch” and I will tear up. […]
It makes me just feel like crying, baby, ’cause baby, something beautiful’s dying.
September 16, 2011 by 10 Comments
"Pa Ingalls Was Such a Massive Dickhead"
September 9, 2011 by 7 Comments
Few things, I find, are more offensive and soul-destroying than trying to find parking in the busy Costco lot and then finding some spots, only to discover at the last minute that there are several giant carts stranded in the vacant parking spots, the vacant parking spots that are mere steps from the parking lot cart […]
Don’t it make my brown eyes bluuuuueeee.
September 4, 2011 by 11 Comments
So I’ve been blue, due to a number of factors, the most pressing being disappointment over not being offered a writing contract that I had my heart set on. I’ve been in mourning about it, wallowing and eating all manner of bad things, and reading my most favourite comfort book, Diary of a Provincial Lady. […]
Where will we be when the summer’s gone?
August 29, 2011 by 10 Comments
Have I mentioned that it has been – wait for it – unseasonably hot around here? Honestly, it’s beautiful, and every day I have a sneaking feeling that I have been transported to a different city without my knowledge. Today it was – wait for it – thirty degrees Celcius which is both highly abnormal […]
The magic is GONE
August 23, 2011 by 9 Comments
I realize it was only a few short days ago when I was waxing melancholic about the end of summer, and how much I was going to miss the boys, and while that is still true in theory, the reality is that suddenly the children seem ready to go back to school. Suddenly I am […]
Melancholy thoughts about back to school and the transformative power of a new pair of panties.
August 16, 2011 by 10 Comments
Two years ago, when Mark was starting kindergarten, I wrote this. One year ago, when Jake was starting kindergarten, I wrote this. I find the differences in the pieces to be very amusing – in the first one I’m all “Buy some new panties! Drink some wine!” while the second one is “My baby birds are […]
Moose versus Caribou: The Untold Story
August 13, 2011 by 7 Comments
Yesterday was what I will call a trying day. My choice of activity for the gloomy day was not great: I decided to take the boys to the mall to buy four – FOUR – birthday gifts, and while there we stopped by the pet store to look at the various rodents for sale. Much […]
