Drinking and blogging, what can go wrong?

1) Sometimes, not very often, but sometimes I like to check my “stats” on this blog to see what brings people – not my usual, beloved readers, but different people – to this little space on the internet. And every time I remember why I don’t check those often. Recently, the most popular search term – other than, sweetly enough, “girl in a boy house”  – is “braless” or some permutation of the term, such as “braless teen” or “braless vacation”. I didn’t think I talked about bralessness that much, really. Other than when I’m on vacation – when I am wearing a bathing suit or a shelf-bra tank – I am never braless. Not even to bed. I just don’t like walking around with sad, deflated, drooping breasts. Frankly, I’m surprised the term is such a draw. Bralessness is not actually that attractive.

2) Other hot search terms are “70s porn stache” and “hot male moustache pic” which makes me wonder if, on some other type of blog, there are a lot of hot female moustache pics. The internet is a magical place.

3) Proof of the true inner Nicole: I want this for Christmas SO BADLY

From modcloth.com

4) I also really, really want this apron:

From modcloth.com

I have had kind of an irritating day, that I cannot write about, but believe me, it’s been irritating. I don’t think it’s just the combination of full moon and ladies’ holidays. I think I’m justified in my irritants, although I have some advice: when you are already feeling irritable, do not go to Wal Mart, even if you are all out of liquid soap. In any event, I’m kicking back with a glass (read: bottle) of wine and my laptop, what could possibly go wrong. I should probably heed my spam commenter who said, and I quote, “fatty liver disease alcohol consumption fatty liver disease alcohol consumption visit my website alcoholic fatty liver gastroenterology emedicine”. Okay.

Judgy spam commenter. I much preferred the one who said “We’re a bunch of volunteers and opening a new scheme in our community. Your site offered us with helpful information to work on. You’ve done an impressive process and our entire neighbourhood might be thankful to you. Visit my webpage fuck.net.”

I do like the idea of an entire neighbourhood being thankful to me. I’m not sure if I have the same journey to an end in mind as the good people at fuck.net, but I do like to be helpful.


  1. BWAH! Those are some of the best spam comments I’ve ever read. Good stuff. I would say more but circumstances prohibit. Let’s just say I’m also having wine and the Internet tonight…

  2. I stared at that towel for a long time before the name made sense. I hate puns.

    If invited, do not go to the fuck.net community potluck. Just a thought. But if you do go, I won’t judge you.

    That’s a lie. I totally will.

  3. “Road cone in the ass”
    True story.
    I’m sure that they were really depressed when they came upon a “Mom/I’m fucking nuts/My husband wears underwear with holes in them” kind of blog.
    I hope that the wine made you feel better

  4. Ha! That comment from fuck.net is priceless. I’m considering putting it on a sampler. Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me I’ve done an impressive process? I do impressive process ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

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