Northern Tragedy

I had a happy, fun post planned for today, all about Music Monday and the garden centre and how the orthodontist told me Mark's appointment would be fifteen minutes and it really took an hour, but everything has taken a backseat to the fires in Fort … [Continue reading]

Watch out for the carnies.

Do you ever look at the contents of other people's grocery carts and wonder what they are going to do with those particular ingredients? I do, all the time. Not in a judgy way, obviously; I don't care if someone has a cart filled with fruit chews and … [Continue reading]

“Look out, world. I have a giant cart.”

Maybe it's a function of age, maybe I'm just busy, but lately it seems like the days are speeding by, like one of those cartoons where each daily calendar page is flying off in super fast-motion. Yesterday I noticed a work deadline of April 29. April … [Continue reading]

The Mayday is blooming IN APRIL

It's been quite the eventful week! Today is, somewhat inexplicably, a PD day and so the boys and I decided a zoo trip was in order. We hadn't been since last summer and, as usual, it was a great time. The boys always force me to walk through the … [Continue reading]

Taco Tuesday and Toasters

Last Friday, I came across a Jimmy Kimmel clip and realized something quite shocking: in the world of emojis, "eggplant" is code for "penis," "peach" is code for "ass," and "taco" is code for "vagina," which makes all those recipes I've posted, … [Continue reading]

When I am 41, I shall wear purple.

Here's a PSA for you: the Alberta government no longer sends out renewal notices for car registration or driver's license updates. Now, this is a bit of a moot point for me since I haven't received a renewal notice for YEARS. Each time I go to the … [Continue reading]

Thumper’s mother was right.

Last night was Orientation Night for my yoga teacher training and oh, you guys. You guys, I am so excited. I haven't felt this way for YEARS. I remember picking up my university calendar to choose classes for each semester, and then I would go … [Continue reading]