The Mayday is blooming IN APRIL

It's been quite the eventful week! Today is, somewhat inexplicably, a PD day and so the boys and I decided a zoo trip was in order. We hadn't been since last summer and, as usual, it was a great time. The boys always force me to walk through the … [Continue reading]

Taco Tuesday and Toasters

Last Friday, I came across a Jimmy Kimmel clip and realized something quite shocking: in the world of emojis, "eggplant" is code for "penis," "peach" is code for "ass," and "taco" is code for "vagina," which makes all those recipes I've posted, … [Continue reading]

When I am 41, I shall wear purple.

Here's a PSA for you: the Alberta government no longer sends out renewal notices for car registration or driver's license updates. Now, this is a bit of a moot point for me since I haven't received a renewal notice for YEARS. Each time I go to the … [Continue reading]

Thumper’s mother was right.

Last night was Orientation Night for my yoga teacher training and oh, you guys. You guys, I am so excited. I haven't felt this way for YEARS. I remember picking up my university calendar to choose classes for each semester, and then I would go … [Continue reading]

Practicing non-attachment, except when it comes to clothes.

Have you ever had one of those weekends where you are just so super-productive and motivated that you find you are marvelling at yourself? That was me, this weekend. I don't know if it's a Spring Cleaning Urge or a Nesting Without The Pregnancy … [Continue reading]

Scaredy Squirrel Can Go To Hell

Was that me who was just talking about bringing sunshine with you wherever you go, and finding the invincible summer within? Well, that was before I discovered that squirrels have dug up and eaten every crocus bulb that Mark and I lovingly planted in … [Continue reading]

My name is (not) Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker.

I have been on the go, go, go since I got home yesterday morning. We flew home from a wonderful twelve days in Maui, on the red-eye, and I've basically been in a whirl of somewhat dull but very necessary activity since then. Well, not counting last … [Continue reading]