Putting the OM in OMG
Several times a week - sometimes even several times a day - I peer into the mirror and notice a smudge of mascara under my eyes. It's only after I've taken a tissue with makeup remover to it that I realize the exercise is futile; that the smudge in … [Continue reading]
On Sunday I was returning a book to the library - A Mind Unraveled, if you're interested - and I noticed the sign on the door stating that, as usual, the library will be closed on Sundays from Victoria Day weekend to Labour Day weekend. Victoria … [Continue reading]
How was your weekend? Mine was filled with birthday festivities, not all of them mine. In fact, the only birthday festivity that was mine was a birthday lunch with my dearest friend, who I don't see often enough but we always catch up on our … [Continue reading]
For my birthday, the guys gave me a Garmin watch; it has been four days and already it has taken over my life. I'm full-on David Sedaris. I welcome my new watch overlord. I used to figuratively roll my eyes when I would hear various friends … [Continue reading]
The Targeted Ads Algorithm Is Broken Several times a week I am the bemused recipient of advertisements for various stylish online shops, and currently, they are exclusively showing me jumpsuits. Jumpsuits! God bless you all for wearing and … [Continue reading]
It's official: I am in Full Spring Cleaning Mode. This includes the yard, the basement, and every closet in the house. Nothing is safe! Everything must go! Or at least everything must be in use or spark joy. About three years ago I did a full Kondo … [Continue reading]
I just got back from my THIRD grocery trip since returning home on Friday; Friday being five days ago. Back to reality and my part-time job of teaching yoga, along with my full-time job of feeding my family. You people are pigs! I may have said to … [Continue reading]
