For my birthday, the guys gave me a Garmin watch; it has been four days and already it has taken over my life. I'm full-on David Sedaris. I welcome my new watch overlord. I used to figuratively roll my eyes when I would hear various friends … [Continue reading]
Random Long Weekend Thoughts
April 18, 2019 by 3 Comments
The Targeted Ads Algorithm Is Broken Several times a week I am the bemused recipient of advertisements for various stylish online shops, and currently, they are exclusively showing me jumpsuits. Jumpsuits! God bless you all for wearing and … [Continue reading]
We’re getting the band back together
April 11, 2019 by 2 Comments
It's official: I am in Full Spring Cleaning Mode. This includes the yard, the basement, and every closet in the house. Nothing is safe! Everything must go! Or at least everything must be in use or spark joy. About three years ago I did a full Kondo … [Continue reading]
Nicole’s Favourite Things: The Puerto Vallarta Edition
April 3, 2019 by 1 Comment
I just got back from my THIRD grocery trip since returning home on Friday; Friday being five days ago. Back to reality and my part-time job of teaching yoga, along with my full-time job of feeding my family. You people are pigs! I may have said to … [Continue reading]
The Miracle That Is Air Travel
March 30, 2019 by 2 Comments
When it comes to travelling, I am a person who immediately unpacks upon arrival home. We have been home less than eleven hours from a week away, and I'm on my second load of laundry. This might not seem like a big thing but we also got home at 8:30 … [Continue reading]
Look to the cookie.
March 20, 2019 by 6 Comments
Last week I felt foggy and sleepy all week; even accounting for time change, it was ridiculous. "Good morning!" I said cheerfully and loudly to the desk staff at the fitness club one day, at three in the afternoon. I went to Costco and only after … [Continue reading]
Not-Really-Spring Cleaning
March 13, 2019 by 4 Comments
People who live in similar climates will understand my pure joy last Friday when it was finally, finally warm enough to wash my car without fear of the doors freezing solidly shut. My car was layered with crusts of road salt, such that it was … [Continue reading]
