Jake (coming in from the backyard): Guess what Mom? Guess what? Me and Mark are making little baby snowmans! Little tiny baby snowmans! They’re so cute!

Me: Aw, that’s nice, Jake. Can I see them?

Jake: No.

Me: Why not, honey?

Jake: Because I smushed them down! I smushed them with my boots!

Later,

Mark: Mom, we were making baby snowmen. I made a good one and it melted!

Me: It melted?

Mark: Yeah! Because I peed on it.