Archives for April 7, 2011

High Maintenance Girl

Sally: Which am I? Harry: Oh, you’re the worst kind.  You’re high maintenance, but you think you’re low maintenance. Sally: I don’t see that. Harry: You don’t see it?  Waiter, I’ll have the house salad, but I don’t want the regular dressing.  I want the balsamic oil and vinegar.  But I want it on the […]