Monthly Archives: January 2011
Where the hell is my invincible summer?
Makeup, Wine, and Say Anything
I have been feeling fairly youthful this week – despite a conversation with some friends with regards to fruitily-scented makeup phenomenons of our early years. Does anyone remember Kissing Potion? Ah, you couldn’t really say you had arrived until you smeared your lips with that gooey, chemical strawberry-flavoured liquid. It’s been probably twenty-five years since my Kissing Potion days, although I have remained a lipgloss and lipstick junkie to this day.
Are you a makeup person? I most definitely am. I am such a makeup person that I’m surprised that not everyone else is. One of my good friends, who is lovely, almost never wears makeup and I was shocked to discover this. I just assumed, because she is so pretty, that she wore makeup, but on close examination and questioning, I discovered she doesn’t. Then I discovered that many, many women, whose lovely faces I admire, never wear makeup! It was honestly a shocking discovery. Before you think that I am being crazy and vain and obviously my own insecurities are driving my makeup addiction, let me tell you what happened the one time I showed up at school drop-off makeup free and with my hair in a ponytail. Five – FIVE – people came up to me and asked if I was okay. Wow, you look tired today! That’s something no woman wants to hear.
But there is a reason I’m feeling youthful, and if you know me at all, you may be shocked to learn that I have given up drinking wine on weekdays. I know! I’m saving all my love, for yooouuuu, and by you I mean the weekend, and by love, I mean wine. I have to say, I had a lot more energy this week and I’m attributing it to that. My husband suggested that I drink a week’s worth of wine in one night and then live-blog. Despite the entertainment value that such a scheme would possess, I just don’t think I’m up to drinking eight glasses in one sitting.
Apropos of nothing, “Saving All My Love For You” has reminded me of that great Whitney classic “Greatest Love of All.” One of my favourite movie moments ever: in Say Anything, the graduation scene where the guy is singing that song? “They can’t take away MY DIGNITY.” Alas, my dignity was gone with this post when I brought up Kissing Potion.
*EDITED TO ADD*
I was just voted Site of the Week over at Canadian Moms! I’m so excited! Thanks, everyone over at that fabulous site! Love you guys!
All the cool kids are doing it!
And so will I – a Year in Review. Yes, I know it is the sixth of January and most year in reviews have already been posted, but I was far too busy writing about people who eat toilet paper and watching When Harry Met Sally.
So what happened in 2010 over at the Boy House?
January
I made a resolution to learn how to bake bread, and did so immediately, learning two important things: a) baking bread is not as hard as I thought it would be, and b) the key to New Year Resolution Success is to aim low.
I also ranted about the weird things people say to pregnant women and posted a picture of me with an extra seventy pounds to love.
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| Yowza. I still had seven weeks to go at that point. SEVEN WEEKS. |
April
I turned 35! I celebrated by chaperoning on a field trip to the firehall, and cemented my cougar-like status by volunteering to try on the firefighter outfit, discovering just how heavy said outfit is, and actually saying to the young and attractive firefighter “Wow, you guys must be in great shape.” Coo-coo-coo-choo, Mrs. Robinson. It also snowed a lot and I wrote about attractive movie characters who would be terrible to be married to, i.e., Ralph Fiennes in the English Patient.
| My two favourite pictures of Mark ever taken. He’s getting his groove on at the end-of-school-Stampede-breakfast. Note that it is June and Jake is wearing his fleece jacket. |
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| The yarn octopuses, Moppy and Bum, doing a duet of Heart and Soul. |
| Too cool for school! Note the boxes of hardwood at right. |
| Boo, I’m a scary witch! For real. |
| A foam finger! It says “We’re #1 – bp”. |
Whew! If you’re still reading this, thank you!!! So 2010 was a great year, and here’s to a wondeful 2011 for all of us.





