Jake (coming in from the backyard): Guess what Mom? Guess what? Me and Mark are making little baby snowmans! Little tiny baby snowmans! They’re so cute!
Me: Aw, that’s nice, Jake. Can I see them?
Jake: No.
Me: Why not, honey?
Jake: Because I smushed them down! I smushed them with my boots!
Later,
Mark: Mom, we were making baby snowmen. I made a good one and it melted!
Me: It melted?
Mark: Yeah! Because I peed on it.
OH HAHAHAHAHA!
Boys. THey pee on stuff. And stomp on them. They are awesome. And kind of scary.
HA! I am forwarding this to my husband.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
Ah. Boys. You gotta love ’em. Or else they’ll pee on ya.