4) I once danced the macarena in a Mexican bar wearing Daisy Duke shorts, high heeled sandals, and a crop top.
5) One Friday night when my husband was golfing, I live-tweeted my viewing of Top Gun. “Permission to fire, sir!” “Never fire unless fired upon.” GREAT advice.
7) I was not drunk while making this gingerbread house! But the result was so depressing I had to comfort myself with a bottle of wine.
This slayed me. You dropping to the floor and putting your legs behind your head in a hotel hallway JUST BECAUSE WE ASKED was one of the finest moments of my life.
As usual ..I read one of your posts and laughed uncontrollably …I can relate to the sneaking booze out in public..one year on Canada day in Ottawa with friends on Parliament hill we snuck booze around in subway cups lol
As usual ..I read one of your posts and laughed uncontrollably …I can relate to the sneaking booze out in public..one year on Canada day in Ottawa with friends on Parliament hill we snuck booze around in subway cups lol
Solidarity on the DST hate. Oldest handles it just fine, but Youngest is 4 and was a hot mess by 6:00 pm the Monday after the time change and won’t really iron out for a few more days. Meanwhile everyone downtown lost their collective minds with the time change making the drive home from work (all of 5 miles) take 45 minutes. This was a big part of the reason Youngest (whose daycare is right near my office and, therefore, commutes with me) was a disaster.
Oregon really needs to ditch the time change because it’s totally meaningless here in the law Fall and Winter. For example, right now it’s 8:26 a.m., pouring rain, and dark as night. No early morning light was had and now no evening light will be had either. BAH!!!
I don’t like the time change either, but it is easier now that the kids are 7 & 12. Most of the photos after #1 make me thing you couldn’t possibly be the boring friend.
I didn’t know the human body could even DO that.